So. Cool story. Apparently
, my robot self decided that it would be super
fun to, like, totally
do radio! And everyone knows that squirrels are sadistic little *BEEEEEP*s, so guess who's back and probably stuck doing this for the rest of the semester and
to buy little pumpkin spice lattes for these already too hyper rodents because someone's
robot self decided it was cute
when squirrels get little whipped cream mustaches...
That's right, everyone, it's me. Summer Smith. Please contain your excitement.
Although squirrels really do
look cute with whipped cream mustaches. I will give my robot self that.
Anyway, here's the news or whatever, because this is my life now. And yours. Because the squirrels are always
, Earth Zoology
took a trip to the Tibetan Plateau, where they learned about three not-unicorns
. What, you mean like those dumb goats at the general store? Those goats are lame, they totally chewed a hole in my sweater once. It looks like no sweaters were harmed in the making of this class, though they did get to hang out with yaks
Don't talk back. And it was Peridot's day at the library
, and she really is
a good friend, because she's the one who told me
about all this stupid radio business so I didn't get a really unpleasant surprise this morning. Aloy
stopped in, too, helping Peridot with the unruly books that were being total spazzes, and then learning about what a book
Decent toilet paper when you have nothing else available, that's what it is.
were pretty quiet. And the TOWN
? Also quiet, pretty meh. Breq was checking out a karaoke machine at Groovy Tunes
, Zack was feeling restless and needed to go prowling through the Preserve
, and, uh...aw, man, see, I feel bad talking about people's issues like this, but, uh, well, hey, Alluka
showed up with a cuddly dinosaur toy to make him feel all better, and, uhhhh, everything was okay! And totally good! Yay!
Uh, Ino wasn't having a great day at Pick your Poison
, either. But, hey! She got a visit from BDG..err, Kanan
, so her day had
to get better by default
, especially as they hammered out some deets about some plans tomorrow.
Then 29 Chimera Court
got a new tenant in the form of one Dr. Miguel O'Hara, a detail that current owner Captain Nathan Algren
had not been clued into. Like some freakin' sitcom. But then Captain Algren was all, "Oh, right, it's Fandom, sure, what the hell? Why not?" and told Dr. O'Hara about his housemates. Like Liam
! Who was too lazy to fight Dr. O'Hara over house rights and silly details like why this rando is in his house. And Captain Algren
was all, "I'm not gonna fight him either, Liam, dude had a key," but they did plot to run Dr. O'Hara out if he plays loud music at 3 a.m., so I hope you're listening, Doctor, you've been warned
And that's what makes news here on an average, regular day. Some dudes hanging out in a house, talking about what happens if you continue to hang out in said house.RIVETING
But that is all, so I'm getting out of here, I have class or whatever, I think? I don't know what the hell goes on here anymore, but, hey, I guess we're doing this again next week, too. Joy!